Look... The whole *NIX fad is just a bunch of voodoo espoused by command line junkies. Kinda like why there are so many old minis out on the road. In my experience at the bank, there's only one command line you need. And that is:

load fixup aapsswoscar.nsf

Trust me... I've typed it a lot this last fortnight. Muthafukka must have had 60 corruptions in that time whereas nothing and I mean NOTHING else has for months. In HSBC mentality, this translates to

"Pwoblem wid you survah. You fix" *jabs your chest*

But I digress. If you got with the 21st century and used Doze, then you could have had it all fixed with an icon and a wizard. Too easy. And before you go on about security, I'd just like to say that it aint Bill's fault. It's the hackers. They hate our freedoms.



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