Acute

A mate at work, who will remain nameless to protect his idgit-ness, told me this ripper today...

idgit [11:24 AM]:

OI!

Jason Lingohr (AU) [11:24 AM]:

uh oh

idgit [11:24 AM]:

So you ready for a laugh

idgit [11:24 AM]:

Jason Lingohr (AU) [11:25 AM]:

Why not.

idgit [11:28 AM]:

Not sure if you heard I came off my bike. Good ol somersault over handle bar thing

Jason Lingohr (AU) [11:28 AM]:

I did... and sorry to hear it

idgit [11:31 AM]:

So I go to the Vic Uni where they have Oestopath classes. The graduates treat you / massage your back into shape.

idgit [11:31 AM]:

get this very cute Osteopath. Have the first session, basically in heaven.

idgit [11:31 AM]:

She says "I would like to see you again."

idgit [11:32 AM]:

So we are having the second session, which is clinically called a treatment.

idgit [11:33 AM]:

At the end of the session she says this: (I will do it in slow moition for effect.)

idgit [11:33 AM]:

"It is nice to have a cute patient,"

idgit [11:33 AM]:

(Right now I am thinking OMG. She is making a move on me how cool is that.)

idgit [11:33 AM]:

However, my mind can think faster than she can talk

idgit [11:33 AM]:

and the conversation continues...

idgit [11:34 AM]:

"most of the patients are chronic"

Jason Lingohr (AU) [11:34 AM]:

ahuh

idgit [11:34 AM]:

Damn. Misread "an acute" to be "a cute"

idgit [11:34 AM]:

I can only hope